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The 12 Steps to Business Prosperity for the Workaholic

The Workaholic Creed

My world of no stimulation is safe

There's no pain, no insecurity, no unanswered questions

I keep myself busy with meaningless druthers

And look away from my life

Too many unnecessary tasks to complete 

Too many unimportant details to attend

Too many irrelevant phone conversations to finish

Too many reasons to ignore me. I do not exist.

You see if I don't focus on my life

I have no pain, no fears

I can move through life like another drone

Day by day by day by day

And feel the glorious blah of nothingness

My world is five feet across and four feet wide

I import the stimulants that keep me serene

I weed out any semblance of emotion

And I churn out churn

And pretend it's work,

And work is my life.

The 12 Steps

Step 1: Admitting you have a problem

Step 2: Mission statement

Step 3: Goals & objectives plan

Step 4: Organizational chart

Step 5: Budget

Step 6: Hiring procedures

Step 7: Employee handbook

Step 8: Delegation

Step 9: Effective time management

Step 10: Employee appraisal program

Step 11: Employee incentive plan

Step 12: Business continuation plan

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