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The 12 Steps to Business Prosperity for the Workaholic

The Workaholic Creed

My world of no stimulation is safe

There's no pain, no insecurity, no unanswered questions

I keep myself busy with meaningless druthers

And look away from my life

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Too many unnecessary tasks to complete 

Too many unimportant details to attend

Too many irrelevant phone conversations to finish

Too many reasons to ignore me. I do not exist.

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You see if I don't focus on my life

I have no pain, no fears

I can move through life like another drone

Day by day by day by day

And feel the glorious blah of nothingness

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My world is five feet across and four feet wide

I import the stimulants that keep me serene

I weed out any semblance of emotion

And I churn out churn

And pretend it's work,

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And work is my life.

The 12 Steps

Step 1: Admitting you have a problem

Step 2: Mission statement

Step 3: Goals & objectives plan

Step 4: Organizational chart

Step 5: Budget

Step 6: Hiring procedures

Step 7: Employee handbook

Step 8: Delegation

Step 9: Effective time management

Step 10: Employee appraisal program

Step 11: Employee incentive plan

Step 12: Business continuation plan

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